Similarities between the aim of American junk food and American junk religion?

Have you noticed when you eat a hamburger from McDonald’s or any of the other infamous American junk food outlets, you don’t have to chew the bread? It kind of just dissolves in your mouth, right? That’s not normal; bread should be chewable. So this indicates the aim of American junk food is to profit off people’s laziness; people are too lazy to even chew their food. Since all American junk concepts seek to profit off of people’s weaknesses, how do American junk religions like Mormons, Pentecostals, Jehovah’s Witnesses etc, make their profit? Is it with dogma that doesn’t have to be chewed?